Amethyst with Astigmatism: Professor Fizzlebrow
🪄Amethyst with Astigmatism: Professor Fizzlebrow
Professor Fizzlebrow has opinions. About everything.
He might look like a humble lil chunk of amethyst with a scholarly sparkle and unusually charismatic bifocals—but don’t let that innocent face fool you. This guy has a dissertation on quartz vibrations, is passive-aggressively correcting your Latin pronunciation, and definitely saw your aura before you walked in.
His upper cranium is capped with vibrant amethyst points (because of course he has crown chakra clarity), and his base is a mesmerizing blend of cool matrix hues that say, “I’m grounded, but I have anxiety about it.”
🧠 Academic in the streets, chaotic in the Aether.
📚 Vibes include: library ghost, enchanted bookmark, anxious therapist with psychic migraines.
💜 Carries the energetic frequency of "I told you so", but lovingly.
Looking for a forever altar where he can judge your tarot spreads and whisper unsolicited affirmations into the void. He’s ready to supervise your spiritual awakening... just don’t ask him to meditate.
🪄Amethyst with Astigmatism: Professor Fizzlebrow
Professor Fizzlebrow has opinions. About everything.
He might look like a humble lil chunk of amethyst with a scholarly sparkle and unusually charismatic bifocals—but don’t let that innocent face fool you. This guy has a dissertation on quartz vibrations, is passive-aggressively correcting your Latin pronunciation, and definitely saw your aura before you walked in.
His upper cranium is capped with vibrant amethyst points (because of course he has crown chakra clarity), and his base is a mesmerizing blend of cool matrix hues that say, “I’m grounded, but I have anxiety about it.”
🧠 Academic in the streets, chaotic in the Aether.
📚 Vibes include: library ghost, enchanted bookmark, anxious therapist with psychic migraines.
💜 Carries the energetic frequency of "I told you so", but lovingly.
Looking for a forever altar where he can judge your tarot spreads and whisper unsolicited affirmations into the void. He’s ready to supervise your spiritual awakening... just don’t ask him to meditate.
🪄Amethyst with Astigmatism: Professor Fizzlebrow
Professor Fizzlebrow has opinions. About everything.
He might look like a humble lil chunk of amethyst with a scholarly sparkle and unusually charismatic bifocals—but don’t let that innocent face fool you. This guy has a dissertation on quartz vibrations, is passive-aggressively correcting your Latin pronunciation, and definitely saw your aura before you walked in.
His upper cranium is capped with vibrant amethyst points (because of course he has crown chakra clarity), and his base is a mesmerizing blend of cool matrix hues that say, “I’m grounded, but I have anxiety about it.”
🧠 Academic in the streets, chaotic in the Aether.
📚 Vibes include: library ghost, enchanted bookmark, anxious therapist with psychic migraines.
💜 Carries the energetic frequency of "I told you so", but lovingly.
Looking for a forever altar where he can judge your tarot spreads and whisper unsolicited affirmations into the void. He’s ready to supervise your spiritual awakening... just don’t ask him to meditate.
