Amethyst with Astigmatism: Granny Violet
🌸 Amethyst with Astigmatism: Granny Violet - the Lorekeeper of the Ledges 🌸
Granny Violet isn’t just a crystal, she’s a whole damn chapter in the grimoire. With her lavender crown of ancient sparkle and dainty golden spectacles, she’s seen more astral drama than a coven potluck with no sage. She’s a retired dream-weaver, semi-professional moonlight steeper, and a firm believer that a little chamomile and a lot of hexes solve everything.
She speaks in riddles, but only the kind that rhyme and soothe your nervous system. Her edges are soft from years of loving gazes and gentle wisdom, but her geode top still catches the light like a disco ball at a séance. Don’t be surprised if she hums lullabies to your plants or gives unsolicited (but eerily accurate) life advice while you're asleep.
Metaphysical Vibes:
✨ Calming presence
✨ Psychic grandma powers
✨ Encourages naps, forgiveness, hydration, and standing up for yourself
Adopt Granny Violet if your altar needs a warm, witchy hug with a side of sass and a faint scent of herbal tea and revolution.
🌸 Amethyst with Astigmatism: Granny Violet - the Lorekeeper of the Ledges 🌸
Granny Violet isn’t just a crystal, she’s a whole damn chapter in the grimoire. With her lavender crown of ancient sparkle and dainty golden spectacles, she’s seen more astral drama than a coven potluck with no sage. She’s a retired dream-weaver, semi-professional moonlight steeper, and a firm believer that a little chamomile and a lot of hexes solve everything.
She speaks in riddles, but only the kind that rhyme and soothe your nervous system. Her edges are soft from years of loving gazes and gentle wisdom, but her geode top still catches the light like a disco ball at a séance. Don’t be surprised if she hums lullabies to your plants or gives unsolicited (but eerily accurate) life advice while you're asleep.
Metaphysical Vibes:
✨ Calming presence
✨ Psychic grandma powers
✨ Encourages naps, forgiveness, hydration, and standing up for yourself
Adopt Granny Violet if your altar needs a warm, witchy hug with a side of sass and a faint scent of herbal tea and revolution.
🌸 Amethyst with Astigmatism: Granny Violet - the Lorekeeper of the Ledges 🌸
Granny Violet isn’t just a crystal, she’s a whole damn chapter in the grimoire. With her lavender crown of ancient sparkle and dainty golden spectacles, she’s seen more astral drama than a coven potluck with no sage. She’s a retired dream-weaver, semi-professional moonlight steeper, and a firm believer that a little chamomile and a lot of hexes solve everything.
She speaks in riddles, but only the kind that rhyme and soothe your nervous system. Her edges are soft from years of loving gazes and gentle wisdom, but her geode top still catches the light like a disco ball at a séance. Don’t be surprised if she hums lullabies to your plants or gives unsolicited (but eerily accurate) life advice while you're asleep.
Metaphysical Vibes:
✨ Calming presence
✨ Psychic grandma powers
✨ Encourages naps, forgiveness, hydration, and standing up for yourself
Adopt Granny Violet if your altar needs a warm, witchy hug with a side of sass and a faint scent of herbal tea and revolution.
